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A soft jerk is the act of jerking off with a flacid(soft) penis. A soft jerk usually begins when someone fails to cum a second time while attempting to jerk off one more time before their penis goes soft, but they’re in too deep to stop now.
A soft jerk can be frustrating because it feels like you’ll never reach the end even after a solid 10 minutes of trying. Eventually your arm will probably get tired and you’ll start to feel extremely hot, this is the critical point where you decide whether to just give up and push through the pain to your final orgasm.
The orgasm resulting from a soft jerk usually doesn’t feel like it was worth it at all, with the orgasm being short and the feeling very muted. Chances are you’ll feel extremely tired after a soft jerk and wish to take a nap. For this reason, soft jerks are best done at night before bed so that you don’t have to worry about not having energy enough to go about your day.
Person: Fuck. I wanted to cum again before my dick went soft but I couldn’t make it. I’m in too deep now, best try and do a quick soft jerk
10 minutes later
Person: it’s been 10 minutes and nothing... what the hell?! My arm is getting tired
10 more minutes later
Person: It’s coming!... well that was disappointing. I feel like taking a nap now...
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A phrase used when something turns you off. Instead of being able to quickly beat it, your jerk gets slowed down because of a stupid comment or disgusting premise. Akin to an "eye roll" and often accompanied by a slow, masturbatory gesture.
Girlfriend: "We should totally see the Nutcracker when it comes to town!"
Me: "Ugh, slow jerk"
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The "What are you retard's" That you get before you fall asleep
I gots the big jolts, before i fell asleep
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A group of men standing in a circle masterbating much like "circle jerk" however with this version each participant must be holding a half smile or a smirk to make things even more enjoyable.
That guy over there is lookin at me like he wants to have a quick smircle jerk, creepy
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A chef who appears on one of many cam sites, such as Chatroulette and Omegle, masturbating while wearing a chef's uniform.
Courtney ( Sees the chef jerkin' it on cam ) - "CHEF JERK!"
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When a Google+ user shares your post, pic or video outside its limited circle or group without your permission.
He's such a circle jerk for sharing that pic in my Google+ folder of my cum face to the public.
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