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john braun

one of the most hottest mfs to ever walk in an enclosed area

oh look its john braun

by January 27, 2022


Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020


John Martyn

Scottish guitarist and singer/songwriter born in Surrey 1948. Made his name along side the likes of Davy Graham and Bert Jansch in the London folk scene of the late 60's. Famous for an exceptional acoustic guitar playing technique and a very unique voice/vocal style. His love of alcohol and dope are legendary and being both drunk and openly smoking dope on stage was very much part of a John Martyn gig in his hey day.

John Martyn's Solid Air and Bless the Weather are 2 of his most typical and successful albums. "May you never" from Solid Air (1973) remains his best loved and most successful song to date.

by Windingboy December 5, 2008


Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020


John 50

Common /tttt/ slang, "John 50" (or "John, 50") is a term for trans women (MtFs) who transition late in life (lateshits and oldshits), particularly those who repress using any means they can think of before eventually caving as they realize they have to transition or they will either commit suicide because of or effectively become disabled by their gender dysphoria.

The original "John 50" was described in a paper entitled "Implications of Being Gender Dysphoric: A Developmental Review" by Anne Vitale, published in Gender and Psychoanalysis, An Interdisciplinary Journal, Vol. 6 No. 2, Spring 2001, and the term has become a shorthand for individuals who have had similar experiences and as a warning for repressors: how they might turn out as a direct result of their continued denial of their transness and/or staunch refusal to transition, especially for those who are in a position where transitioning is socially, legally, and financially feasible.

Thankfully, the original "John 50" has a happy ending, which makes the term two-pronged: a warning of what might happen if you do not transition, and how things could end if you do.

"Jane 50" and "Jane, 50" are the trans man/FtM equivalents to "John 50", though they receive significantly less usage among the denizens of /tttt/.

This picture has some serious John 50 energy.

Have you heard of John 50? It's not a tale that the trenders would tell you. Legend has it, there was a repper who, on a quest for infinite repression, discovered a way to repress life itself...

I wonder how many straight trans girls will have their husbands go John, 50 on them later in life.

Some people never get to be whole, or are happy in their John 50 rapehon life or Jane 50 pooner butch life. Being trans is pain, and every single person copes in a different way. Some do it by just telling no one and shouldering it until they die. Others break in their 60s.

Silly midshit, you're supposed to troon at 5 and get your parents to pay for everything, or at 45 with all the money you got from a male-passing paycheck and the emotional support of your wife and 3 kids (she pressured you into the last two because your dysphoria-induced panic attacks from the first pregnancy weren't enough for her) but you still get to be 5 years ahead of John 50!

by Paul Allen's card September 19, 2023


Evan Johns

Americana Cult Musician, Singer and Song writer. Referred to as the "Inventor of psycho-billy" among underground rock-a-billy enthusiasts.
Songs Include - Redneck jazz, Ugly Man Madhouse

Evan Johns and his H-Bombs

-1-"hey, Did you Evan johns is still playing"

-2-"WHAT?! I thought he was dead?"

-1-"No, he moved to the West Coast

by Geeter-Sleeter August 6, 2008


John Effect

The phenomenon of a particular champion on the other team getting extremely fed and carrying their team, then having the same champion in your next game be a feeder for your team.

dat xerath went 21/0/616 cuz my tem did knotz buy MR but den i queued wit john then we went 1/23/1, i just got john effected

by XJohn601 December 22, 2011