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John Allanson

Incredibly cheeky and very bald.

When I grow up I want to be John allanson and associates

by Phil Paulson November 22, 2019


Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020


John Martyn

Scottish guitarist and singer/songwriter born in Surrey 1948. Made his name along side the likes of Davy Graham and Bert Jansch in the London folk scene of the late 60's. Famous for an exceptional acoustic guitar playing technique and a very unique voice/vocal style. His love of alcohol and dope are legendary and being both drunk and openly smoking dope on stage was very much part of a John Martyn gig in his hey day.

John Martyn's Solid Air and Bless the Weather are 2 of his most typical and successful albums. "May you never" from Solid Air (1973) remains his best loved and most successful song to date.

by Windingboy December 5, 2008


Felicity Johns

Young and youthful a great friend and alway has a shoulder to lean on when you need it. She gives the best cuddles and is always fun to be around

Felicity Johns is the best friend.

by Oldchick April 14, 2020


earl john

-currently dating phoenix freya
-an introverted person

-has cats
-has an attractive voice and is handsome af

: have you seen earl john last week?
: yeah he looks so cute!

by freya nix June 7, 2021


Felip John

The sexiest main dancer of Esbinayntin. And a handsome and hot father of Kuro-chan. Amo of taga-manokan and known for his famous line " The covid will not get me today". And a sucessful CEO of his own clothing line in the near future.

Felip John is my inspiration to become a CEO of a clothing line.

by Sakurafleint June 8, 2021


Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants March 26, 2011