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When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
This mornings coffee kiss made my day.
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When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.
“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”
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The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.
The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!
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When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
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To smoke weed. To burn.
"After I kiss the sun, the world is better"
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n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.
When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.
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n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead
I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.
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