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n. The act of a penis making contact with a fetus during vaginal intercourse. Can sometimes result in special, otherworldly abilities being passed on.
When I was in the womb, my father's wizard's kiss gave me a cataract that gave me the power of laser vision.
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n. when you go to kiss someone and then sit on their dick instead
I gave Justice a sneaky kiss last December, and he LOVED it.
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When someone is giving or receiving a rimjob and they fart while getting eaten out.
“Jessica gave me a German Kiss and it was nasty.”
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The surprising act of sucking the oxygen out of someone's mouth when they lean in to kiss you.
The date went great until he vacuum kissed me outside my house! WTF!
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To be taken into a Janitor’s closet and proceed to be facefucked.
Some Dude: “I can’t wait to Custodian Kiss that girl!”
Other Guy: “Dude that girl is alive!”
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(1)The act of having sex.
(2)What parents tell children instead of using the term sex
(3) pick-up line to use on random girls.
"hey girl. Trying to grownup kiss"
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When you are having a relaxing morning drinking coffee with bae and you taste coffee on each other's lips when you kiss.
This mornings coffee kiss made my day.
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