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The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.
Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling
Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse
Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight
a pungent smell of gorgonzola or other similar strong cheese emanating from an unsanitary individual,generally a tramp or other unwashed person.
Have a bath you smell like a tramps knob!!
An absolute twat of a man who refuses to ever shave his grassy knoll. He expects oral favors even though he has a slobbin' knobbin'! When he refuses to be manscapin', then let that man be (e)scapin'!
"You don't want that grassy knob to give you a salty pirate."
-Linzey
When a male eats corn for supper and then takes a shit and doesn't wipe good so when the man get head he leaves some corm on his penis and balls so it is corn on the knob
Thomas doesn't wipe very good after he takes a shit and his girlfriend is gonna get to perform corn on the knob
A twist on the Cleveland Steamer, whereby one person eats a bunch of corn, then takes a dump on another person's penis (aka their "knob") and the corn is visible in the feces.
Guy 1: Yeah man, I did a Corn on the Knob to Gary last night.
Guy 2: Awesome!
When your mother is constantly pissing you off about your cat being on the counter tops so you rub the cats ass all over the counter tops every handle and door knob in the house.
Dylan "I will rub the cats ass on everything"
I'm doing to stinky door knob the fuck out of this kitchen.
slob on my knob
/släb/ /än,ôn/ /mī/ /näb/
1. to open the door for a lady to enter first
2. to indicate that a door handle is dirty
"Would you be so kind as to slob on my knob?"
"of course, m'lady."
"there is slob on my knob."