like-block

when you're about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, shifting all previous comments upwards and forcing you to like a different comment.

"I was about to like your comment about Java but Jonah like-blocked me."
"Yeah, I saw his post. That's cold-blooded."

Biden-like

Having characteristics that correlate to Biden’s dumb ass. This includes things like being stupid, brainless, and fucking retarded.

Jack, your being so Biden-like. You’re so fucking dumb!

thanks for the likes

A sentence that people under the age of 5 use when they get a shit ton of likes on YouTube, TikTok, or any other social media platform that (mostly) degenerates go to.

Man throws rock on woman
Some random 12 year old kid on capcut: this is what i call a sigma move

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edit: MOM!!! IM FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
edit 2: HOLY- THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!!!!!!!!!
edit 3: older brother here. took care of him. thank me later.

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Like-Sweep

You loved a person's Post or Page on Social Media so much that you went to the person's page and hit "Like" button on all their Posts (or a large swath of Posts). "Swept" that person's page with "Like"s !!!

How often do you receive Like-Sweeps on your Instagram account?

The Rock commented on my post. I was so overwhelmed, I went to his account and Like Sweeped that place !

mentally like

when your friend puts a status on facebook, but you have no access to any form of electronic media to actually "like" the status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: "Do you want a man who smells like cake?"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

(updating status via phone) Lyndsay: " i think im still drunk LOL"

(standing next to Lyndsay) Carolynn: I mentally like your status

Captain Like

Someone who is constantly liking things on Facebook - Can be a bit of a cock womble

Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble

stalker Like

Likes on Facebook and/or other social media that are given by people who "like" you. Stalker Likes may or may not convert to true, offline liking.

"These stalker Likes are so annoying." "Omar stalker-Liked your profile again."