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What you call a dumb fucking bitch who thinks she's really fucking smart, but she's bitchy about it.
Petra: Hey, did you know if you eat carrots, they make you orange?
Chris: Uhhmm... are you fucking stupid, no they don't.
Petra: Yes they do! I asked my doctor when I was 4!
Chris: Holy Fuck! Your dumb...
Petra: It's true, I swear! Your the fucking dumb one...
Chris: ... mhrrmmm... whatever you say Mrs. Smartybitch...
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1. a woman's shaved kittie
2. When a woman shaves or waxes her lady parts
3. When a man shaves or waxes a woman's lady parts.
I gave my lady a Mr Biglesworth last weak and it must be growing back because she cant stop scratching her cooch.
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Friendly nickname that can be used for anyone
Kittix: Mr Sir....
Shanshan: Hello mr sir
Kittix: Hi
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"Mr. Blip is the face icon in halo odst who is a top down weed smokin MOTHA FUCKIN BADASS PIMP who sometimes turns into a giant floating alien thingy
has a nice pimped out ride with underglow and hydraulics and goes down the road listening to electric avenue.
He talks in a really high voice
likes go fish and midget strippers
hes part rocket and dragon from his mom.
he wears sombreros alot
and smokes ciggies while honking his horn (which is the dukes of hazzard horn)
hes puprle
a giant space lizard at times and a giant computer other times
he eats cars
HES SO THUNDER HE CAN SHIT...ACID
hes got the eye of the tiger
he likes to be petted behind the ear
and he loves fuckin MORRIS DAY AND THE TIME"
damn nigga light me up son!
Mr. Blip i love you <('.'<)
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the best social studies teacher ever and he is really good at sharing stories and being awesome
YO MR GRIMM! what up bro.
"hey Izzy do u want to here the time where my friend was sucking helium and answered a McDonalds drive-thru order
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A pregnant BITCH!!
Damn is Mrs Apprahamian a bitch. I want to punch her stomach and make the baby suck my dry
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You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Hey Mr. Douche Bag, why's your ego so massive?
You know it's 2 AM and it's dark outside. You don't need those s-s-ssunglasses.
Yeah we all remember that hot chic you hooked up with once
Because you went on to brag about it for months and months.
Yeah we all get that you think it's impressive
But ain't nobody impressed with how much you're bench pressing.
Buying Smirnoff Ice for girls half your age,
Telling all your douche bag friends that you "still got game."
Dear Mr. Douche Bag. We all agree that you are a dumb-ass. Why can't you see that?
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
You're a douche bag, do-douche bag
Do-do-do-do-douche bag
Dear Mr. Douche Bag do you find it necessary to shout into your Bluetooth
Or boast about high school rugby
"And I would have went pro if it weren't for my bum knee"
Hey Mr. Douchebag, we all agree that , YOU are a DUMBASS, why can't you SEE that?
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