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Maria

Maria is the most beautiful, clever, passionate and funny person you'll ever know (if you are lucky enough to get to know her).

She is incredibly fun while also being sensible and comprehensive because of how intelligent she is. She has the most beautiful smile you can possibly imagine. She has her principles cristal clear and knows herself confidently, so she can have her space while giving you yours. Nevertheless, she will always be there for you if you need her and she will try to give you the best advices she can. She is the best friend you can have and, to put it simple, she is just the best person I know.

- Hey, do you know Maria?

- No man, i don't
- You definitely should then!

by CarmenMola October 27, 2021


maria

Treesh; Penis-sucker; dumb cunt who would lick her own pussy for gold digger money.

Nostrils are full of snot after her trip to Uruguay.

rakisha: “did you hear that maria sucked on her large chode last friday?”
shokana: “i thought that was jamal’s… she has a habit of doing that “

by trojancondoms March 22, 2022


Maria

The girl your dumb ass lost

Maria

by The God himself bitch November 21, 2021


Maria

A bitch

Maria is a bitch

by C'mon bro July 14, 2022


Maria

Maria can read souls without ever looking into your eyes.

She knows everything and everyone without ever appearing to.

She’s not the type of girl who doesn’t listen and understand. She’s understands like it’s the natural thing to do and doesn’t show that she does unless it really matters.

It’s so easy to be impressed by a Maria that she’d rather not draw attention to this.

She is street wise without ever appearing street.

She has no noticeable physical flaws yet does not at all seem to care or pride herself in looks

It’s like her physical perfection is a weakness that must be overcome by being kind, sensitive, and everything else just to get your attention off of it.

She may not dress overly modest but she certainly isn’t trying too hard to get attention either.

If you see her and instantly think she’s the most beautiful girl ever and the most sweet, and you would do anything and more just to be by her side, then you’re not too different from every other guy she’s met.

She’s somehow in control of situations without ever having to seem tough or threatening or telling people who she knows, or who’s she’s dating (and she could date any well respected tough type of person if she wanted, but she doesn’t need to earn respect that way so she’s not even considering it)

She won’t tell you much about her.

She’s not insecure either. Some guys think a beautiful girl like her must be insecure to not want attention, but that’s not Maria.

Maria is the girl who has every single quality you told your friends you want in a girl, and when you told them, you thought that there was no way that one person have all of it, but there she is.

That’s Maria

by WeKnow_1234 December 26, 2024


Maria

flat feet, but always the best one forward

Person A: omg why are they walking like that
Person B: oh it’s just a maria

by bigjim91837193858193 May 21, 2024


Maria

She has the fattest ass you’ll ever see.
She gives the best head and makes ppl come in their pants. And she is always right and her boyfriend is always wrong.

Maria ? I wish I was her.

by Sexymexy222 November 23, 2021