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Getting away from martin

When you are satisfied with a sexual encounter, but your partner wishes to continue, possibly leading to chaffing.

How was your date with Susan last night? Yeah, it went great, we went back to her place, but the sex was like getting away from Martin.

by MonkeyTennis February 28, 2019


REAGAN MARTIN

RUDEST GIRL I KNOW SHE IS SO MEAN AND SUCH A BULLY SHE PUSHES PEOPLE INTO LOCKERS AND STALKS 5TH GRADERS DO NOT BE FRIENDS WITH HER

ew ur such a reagan martin dont be like that.

by dfugshfghu October 24, 2019


Martin Robinson's calculator

A mythical device that when one enters a figure and the equal button it comes out with a far higher figure, commonly used to tally up production scores.

There's a problem with your scores you seem to have a hundred extra, can't be I used Martin Robinson's calculator.

by Peanut1969 June 7, 2021


Aston Martin F1

the 2023 wdc and constructors champion. F1 best team ever, better than mercedes and ferrari (clowns)

You want a winner? Look at Aston Martin F1

by O2Gming March 3, 2023

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the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller December 12, 2015


Tyler Martin

Someone who makes sexual comments about his Veterinary clients, passive aggressively talks to his employees, and mocks his former employees despite wrongful termination.

“He made a sexual comment about a young girl that was in the same building with her mother? Such a Tyler Martin move”

by Mdog2382 February 1, 2024


Tyler Martin

Someone who does not wipe their hiney, mains caustic and cleared out the dance floor of Pub because something crawled up in his banana cutter and died.

Hey man did you wipe? Didn’t think so, total Tyler Martin move

by Jj2096 November 24, 2021