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The Crocs that Deadpool where's to jerk off.
I can't wait until I get home and masturbate with my big rubber masturbating shoes
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Venus 2000 its the next best thing.
Feels so good to be in my Hands-free masturbation device.
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my quarantine maturbation routine is : smoke dope, watch porn, jack off, cum, smile, repeat!
Yeah ... it's time for my quarantine masturbation routine!
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a sexual encounter with one or more clones of yourself.
I met a couple of my clones for dinner and afterwards we went back to the studio to fool around. it was a total poly-auto masturbation/orgy...good times were had.
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International street masturbation day is placed thr nineteenth of April and you are legally allowed to masturbatr in the street with no consequences.
Person 1: *masturbates in the street*
Person 2: what the fuck are you doing?
Person 1: dude it's International Street Masturbation Day.
Person 2: oh okay. *Masturbates*
A energy juice with similar properties to viagra used when attempting to gain an erection.
Ohh. I am so glad you used the vampiric liquidised masturbation juice honey.
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