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Feces. Made famous by a hilarious episode of South Park where (SPOILER!) Stan makes a dookie in the school's urinal and is punished for it
He dropped a mud monkey right on the bathroom floor at school, and the janitor had to clean it up.
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The webcomic by Eric Drobile who kicks all ass, as well as his award-winning funny ass comic.
hey faggots, go read mallmonkeys. you havent even been there!
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A day characterized by rain and sun at the same time.
It's raining and it's sunny out...it must be a monkey's birthday!
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The art of entering a female from behind whilst dipping ones testicles or sack in a jar of Jalapeno's. This must be incorporated while the girl has Banana skins sellotaped to each armpit.
Fuck sake Frank, those banana's look savage in your pits, but man my sack is burnin with these cunting jalapenos! Help me out with a reach-around you lazy jew or else this Jalapeno Monkey will get messy!
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Someone who works in IT operations who's primary role is starting and stopping backups.
"What the F*ck would you know??? your only a Tape Monkey!!!!"
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A Human ancestor theorized by Potopia. Discovered fire and used it to light the bong. Frequent user of cannabis. Also a stoner. Can also be used as a person who lights the bong for another person, used for long bongs.
" That dude is the bong monkey!"
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Taking a random shit in someone's house during a party.
I was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.
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