Mother's Eyes

You have your mother's eyes... I can see your true colours of your families eyes and you're already a beautiful person, especially your family. Show your true family colours.

"You have your mother's eye's"

- Snape

You have your mother's eyes

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Mother fucker

Peopel who fuck their own mom and tweeting it with pride

Sushant bot mother fucker

Salman fucked his mother adv vibhor anand

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Mother fucker

A curse word that can and is used in basically any context. Although if you want the deeper meaning just say the fucking word and you’ve got your answer.

Bro 1: You mother fucker!
Bro 2: I wish.
Bro 1: The fuck you just say!
Bro 2: Do you know how much MILF porn I watch? It’s a real fantasy for me, man. You see, moms have experience and experience is never a bad thing. Oh the things I would do to fuck a hot mom. Mmmm… fuck yes!
Bro 1: What the fuck man! You are a real piece of work!
Bro 2: You think I don’t know that but who gives a damn. No sense in hiding my fucked up sense of humor. In fact I think you like it. I am like Deadpool off screen without the cool powers, count yourself lucky I have blessed you with my presence.

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Ballet mother

Anxious parent of ballet student daughter, usually with acute control issues. Will lock the kitchen when she goes out, in case the swan-princess makes a dash for the cocktail chipolatas and can't be squeezed into her tutu for the class concert. Hates other people's children, and wants to keep her own daughter a child forever. Needless to say daughter is so busy battling self-esteem issues and eating disorders she never dances a step after the age of 10.

Paige: "Wow! Tracey's mum's a real ballet mother."
Diane: "Yeah, apparently she makes Tracey sleep in the splits and only lets her have cotton-wool for breakfast."
Paige: "Cool!"

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mother's lips

Suburban slang referring to the fattious tissue surrounding the vaginal wall, and / or oft used as a colloquial reference to ones inherent or self-evident "sexual aura".

Did you see the "Mother's Lips" on her... It was right there in her camel toe.

Dang, that woman's "Mother's Lips" was banging...

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Mother load

When you take a big poop

"Oh man, I gotta go mother load"

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Mothers Milkers

very sour milk

Mothers Milkers

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