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Awkward Muffin

For when the turtle won't do and you only have one hand to symbolise an awkward moment.

A motion involving the unwrapping and eating of an imaginary muffin.
Some also include a swiwel and another bite if the awkward moment is especially long/awkward.

"Have you guys heard of the awkward muffin?"

"No."

"Better than the turtle, you can swiwel it whilst you eat it."

by lufquote April 30, 2013

Scuttle muffin

Obtaining sexual pleasure from sitting on ones face.

Cortnie scuttle muffin jacks face.

by Emily Bean September 15, 2014

cookie muffin

-similiar to the term "schnookums" but with a more realistic spin

-A silly, cutesy name used to show affection to people and pets. It is especially overly used with boyfriends and tiny dogs.

What shall I ever do without my cookie muffin?

by sweetpenguins December 10, 2010

chicken muffin

Also known in its compound-word-form, "chickenmuffin."

A Hawaiin sweet roll with popcorn chickens sandwiched inside. Tostitos nacho cheese is optional for spreading or dipping.

I think that chicken muffin I had for dinner gave me the squirts.

by ceck0face July 9, 2006

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