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sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.
my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch
Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.
John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.
Someone who is a slave to bitches
Duke is a certified munch gra gra
A man who performs cunnilingus
I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.
The directors had a munch counsel this morning.
Let's get together for a munch counsel tonight.
a person that munches on dildo's or a term for a faggot ass loser bitch.
Rob: steven is such a fuckin dildo munch.
John: Werd he be munchin that dildo all day long.
The definition of "Micro Munching" is when a person or persons goes through their or someone else's kitchen and eats very small portions of several different food items.
His friend was mad because he was Micro Munching his way through everything in the kitchen.