When you fuck a girl so fucking hard that the condom breaks and you tell your friends 9 months later that was how your first kid was born
Carl:hey darin my son is the result of a raging condom crusher
Darin:that’s fucking awesome my dude
A girl/woman that has had sex with all/most of her male friends
a: have you had sex with Cindy yet?
b: of course i have she's the group-condom
a free condom is where u tie up ur foreskin with an elastic band so when u go to fuck a chick u won't nut
bruh who buys condoms just tie ur foreskin up it's a free condom
The covers that are on the concrete pillars in front of retail stores.
Pillar condoms are used at places like Wal-mart.
A term used for people that are intellectually stupid compared to you.
John : Hey Mick
Mick : your'e a condom sausage
"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
A VPN, or anything that mostly masks what you do online.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any good Internet Condoms?
Person 2: Mullvad is a good option.