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Also, could be the same as taking the cookie(s) out of the oven before they're done, resulting in crappy cookies.
Person 1 - "Arg, damn."
Person 2 - "What happened?"
Person 1 - "Took the damn cookies out of the oven too soon."
Person 2 - "That sucks, premature cookies ftl."
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old grandma that still simps on her childhood friend
have you heard of cotton cookie in cookierun?
yeah, she's uglee
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Its a strain of weed. Cookie Dough is a wonderfully potent Girl Scout Cookies phenotype. This particular version of the West Coast’s most popular strain exhibits an orange/yellowish sheen of trichomes and a pungent doughy aroma. Cookie Dough’s effects align closely with GSC’s, offering medical-grade sedation on the body and a well-lit mind that borders on speedy. Enjoy this strain as a means to stimulate appetite and dull physical pain while remaining mentally alert. Beginners beware, as this potent phenotype can be overwhelming. Negative effects such as mild dizziness and dry eyes have been noted by some consumers.
*Hits blunt*
Duuuuude what is this shit
I got this new cookie dough man
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The most repulsive cookies this world has ever seen. Made under a bridge on a greasy stove top, on a rack.
Guy 1: Bro have you seen Gabe's cookies?
Guy 2: Nah, What do they look like?
Guy 1: Show's Guy 2 the Gabe's Cookies
Guy 2: *Commits Suicide*
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Pink cookie is a pussy that is wet and horny.....
THIS DUDE WAS WATCHIN PORN AND HE SHOVED HIS DICK IN IN HER TIGHT ASS PINK COOKIE!
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A group of guys circle around a cookie and jack off on it, like a bukkake but with a cookie, the last person to cum has to eat the cookie.
I lost that frosted cookie last night, now I hate frosting and cookies.
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