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When some one masturbates so hard that all the sperm loaded in the tanks comes out and usually sprays out and has been known to change wall colours and even kill people in close range
Wife:i think our wall should hav a new colour im thinking an artistic messey creamey white patel colour. A nice White Washed Walls
Husband:well give me 2 minutes an LCD 52" with high definition and a Jenna Jameson porno and ill make the magic free of charge.
Wife: shud i stay.
Husband no i dnt want to loose u.
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When a man squats over a woman or a goat and has massive explosive diarrhea on her face. he then proceeds to use his cock to hose off her face.
" bob you want to come over to my house and give my goat a kenyan car wash"
"Sure, does your mom want one too"
" of course!"
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The entirety of womans history month
Guy 1:dude its washing machine day
Guy 2:I didnt know it was womens history month
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A shampoo that SUPPOSEDLY turns your hair curly after you use it. Note how they put "curling agents" in quotation marks....
gullible person: Hey, I just bought wash 'n curl!
cynical person: Hope you don't wake up bald tomorrow...
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A band born of Newville, PA consisting of some kids from Big Spring High School playing hardcore metal and playing such venues as The Champion Ship and The Boondocks Club. They formed, with their current lineup, in 2009. They were formerly known as Running Paralyzed.
Boy-"Are you going to see As Skies Wash Ashore?"
Girl-"Yeah, I wanna bang the drummer..."
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Occurs when shitting in a public toilet and receiving splashback.
Man! Talk about gross, I just took a huge shit in that gas station bathroom and got hit with the splashback! It's like running through a Quarter Car Wash!
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