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When you and a buddy are spit-roasting a girl and the guy hitting it from behind punches the girl in the back of the head causing her to bite down on the other guy's penis.
I had to get stitches because my buddy decided to Mountain Bear Trap me.
When you wake up in the mountains and swallow cum first thing in the morning.
These pancakes look dank but I really need a Mountain Man Breakfast right now.
A redneck built like a lumber jack, who has a penis so big, he can break boulders with the slap of his giant cock.
“Did you hear what Greg did?
I heard he roughed up Angie pretty good.
That’s what a Missouri Mountain Hammer will do to a pretty little thing.”
yo dude a rocky mountain fountain should be legal in public, bro
the act where one male excretes fecal matter on a female's chest. The male then proceeds to make passionate love to the female's chest using the feces as a lubricant.
Last night Mrs. Riggins asked me to go African Mountain Climbing; needless to say, my balls now smell like shit.
When you take a shit and freeze it dunk it in maple syrup and fuck her right in the pussy.
Jeff took a shit in the snow bank came down to the sugar house needing some maple said Brenda wanted a green mountain fudgesicle.
when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.
When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.