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Bluish discoloration of one eye after being forced to sleep on the couch, after a disagreement
Yo man, did you get in a fight with you woman, looks like you got a bad case of the couch eye
A couch you pay to sit on every time you need to just like a prostitue
My legs hurt can i barrow 20 bucks for the prostitue couch
When you haven't left the house,and are basically a vampire.
Spending all day on the damn couch
I'd rather be on the couch then be in my room
I'm a couch crack
A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Two guys who arent gay but blow eachother while doing a podcast on the couch
Thomas and Pete were two guys and a couch doing a podcast
“Finesse from the couch”
“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM
When one does business from home.
When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks”
Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard