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When a guy ejaculates on toast inside a southern woman's vagina
Guy 1) Hey rick what did you and Cindy do for Valentine's?
Guy 2) I gave her an Oklahoma French toast
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common name for a f**king stripper
oh my god look at that cinnamin toast crunch is here
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Stuff your partner’s pussy with grated breast milk cheese on her period and wait for it to melt. After you cum in your partner’s pussy finger her and barely swirl the bodily sauce around to leave streaks of red. Let the mixture drip out and scoop some up on toasted Italian bread and garnish with parsley. You both then eat the toast without swallowing from opposite ends until your mouths meet and you spit the mixture into your partners mouth and consume.
1: Oh it was so romantic! Mason made me Venice’s Royal Toast, never have I ever felt so attracted to a man before!
2: Last night I had Venice’s Royal Toast, my girl went all out on this one.
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A wildly outrageous amount of blame/shame being placed on something minor.
Megan Markle is being blamed for deforestation and murder for eating avocado toast, and she said, "That's a loaded piece of toast!"
If I hadn't smiled at Billy, he wouldn't have broken up with Sarah, and she wouldn't have crashed her car while she was crying.... um, excuse me, but that's a loaded priece of toast!
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when you get paid out and have no comeback
"oo dude you got scratched like toast"
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When you need to shit because you ate/drank too much dairy, and you can't spell 'Lactose Intolerant'
Fuck man, the toilets clogged 'cause I drank 2 gallons of milk and forgot I was Lack Toast and Taller Rent
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A person who would rather stay and play in eBash black ops then come and see the beautiful girl in the PC area who came to see him. The kind of guy who mom always fed milk and toast because its safe. The kind of guy who would vomit watching a surgery. Or faint. Spineless
"Yeah Billy just puked and fainted twice watching that surgury and he wont even touch that girl who want him over there"
"yeah i think he is kinda of a milk and toast kind of guy
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