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When you spill soup on your pants and are too lazy to clean it up because by the time you clean it up your soup will be lukewarm. Thus you have soup on your pants.
Niki: I spilled soup on my pants
Chad: Well go clean it up
Niki: But then my soup will get cold
Chad: well it looks like you have have soupy pants
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pants worn below ass level wit shorts underneath using only sweat pants
damn kid ur stunna pants are saggin like shit
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Any pair of pants that causes crack exposure when bending, squatting, or sitting. This can be a male or female phenomena. It often occurs with low-rider jeans.
Did you see her when she sat down? There was like a mile of crack!!! She shouldn't wear her crack pants without a belt.
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when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.
omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.
can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.
this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.
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Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.
Jim has a case of the assy pants.
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When one is in the mood for intercourse and is a funny way to tell ones spouse.
Honey I'm so Jazzy Pants
Me too I'm totally Jazzy Pants
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Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.
Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."
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Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"
Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."
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