playing fuck

A term used when one has a mission to fuck, this may just mean kiss, cheeky a finger, or the full shabang

This is often used by one if they are full of confidence, or just taking the piss, however it can often be asked in a question format to excite and rare on peers, a great question to ask when predrinking or getting ready for a night out

Tom - "Dan, are you playing fuck tonight"

Dan- " Mate of course i am playing tonight, even if i get a cheeky finger that's good enough for me."

Dan - "I do like a finger"

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Playing the instrument

Engaging in an act of fellatio with a male sexual organ

She was playing the instrument last night

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Playing the piano

1) Female masturbation

2) Fingering a woman

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!

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Five play

Foreplay leads up to eventually having sex, however five play often does not. Five play is when a man inserts all 5 of his fingers into a woman's vaginal cavity and then separates each finger from one another. There aren't too many men that could fill such a large hole while having sex. When this is done sexually it is often followed by some form of a humiliating act such as a golden shower, or dirty sanchez. This practice does serve useful when prepping a woman to smuggle large packages of narcotics into other countries.

Last night Jenny and I fooled around, and it turned into five play. I nearly lost my watch, so I left her with a dirty sanchez so she could be as disgusted as I was.

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play time

Getting a good thorough handjob. Specifically can be used to indicate when a girl loves your cock and balls so much that she has a great time playing with them, jerking you off, pulling, proding, wanting to make you cum.

Usually requested by the girlfriend when she wants to please you, or when she can't have sex cause she's on the rag.

Her: "I want play time"
Me: "Niiiiice... Let's go..."

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Plug and Play

When a man is doing another man in the missionary position and also jerking the guy off.

Hey, did you see that gay porn when that one guy gave the other a Plug and Play.

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Age Play

A person who gets sexually aroused by Dating someone older than them who takes a role of a caregiver or dom

Also an Ageplayer is a person who acts a younger age than their normal to please the dom or caregiver and be totally submissive to them

My relationship is total age play my girlfriend calls me daddy and she is my babygirl

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