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Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.
When a guy hugs you tightly for an uncomfortable amount of time while pumping him self against you. Its creepy
Mike is so creepy. He totally 3 pump hugged me. Ewww. Gross.
When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'
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The phrase 'pumped up kicks' basically means shoes that are very expensive. It could also be taken as it's non-literal term meaning 'the latest and greatest apparel items'.
Did you see John come by? He had some pumped up kicks! What a rich asshole.
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If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.
I think I got a new fuck buddy, I've passed the 3 pump rule rule with her.
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the perfect song for your school
joe: hey guys. I have something for you *plays pump up kicks*
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