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1.) slang term for a very large draw on a marijuana bowl packed huge with some fat buds. Usually associated with the action of 'swimming'.
2.) an animal in the amphibius species of the Hippopotamus genus. Resides typically in warm, tropical climate. The terms originate in the Greek words for "river" and "horses".
1.) God: "Hey man...let's go swimmin' with those purple hippos."
You: "Amen, brotha."
2.) Little Susie: "Gee mommy! I'd sure love to go swimming with the purple hippos when I grow up and am a big girl!"
Mommy: "Oh hunny you'll be able to swim with the hippos when you turn 6 next week! Mommy and Daddy will show you how with the whole family!"
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a medal received in the military that is handed out like 800mg Ibuprofen is in the military, which anyone in the military knows is given for all ailments including cancer, its a shame too because some people actually deserve this medal versus the people who were waiting to go to battle and received a splinter in their finger and kissed a lot of higher ranking ass and were put in for these medals through chain of command such as ,er, John KerryPeanut Fucker, oh i'm sorry did i really just say that?I deserve my medals so much that I just had to throw them away, Im so proud of me and my country that i'm going too picket and protest the war cause i'm so smart!
John Kerry is a undeserving, disrespectful, piece of crap who somehow weaseled his way into saying he has three purple hearts, that he threw away and then later retrieved on e-bay,oh and i almost forgot a very unfortunate frankensteinish looking man!
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Purple rain is when a guy cums on his partner under a blacklight. The blacklight makes the semen glow purple as it rains down on their face. Therefore making purple rain.
Some say that its only a gay thing where a guy cums on another guy, but i don't see why it has to be limited to that.
"Dude, check this out. I just got this new blacklight. So next time i bust a load on her face, it'll glow!"
"Woah, thats purple rain bro!!"
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The state of ones penis before ejaculation.
Jeff Caulkins gripped his purple monster while spewing a load on bobbie's ass!
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electronic music group from British Columbia, Canada. Established in 2003, the PR developed trance style music inspired by the sumas phenomenae.
The Purple Razors are cooming out with a new cd this year.
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Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.
Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."
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A potent varity of marajuana which displays purple 'hairs'
I just scored me some purple nurple
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