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A six pack of beer (probably PBR) hanging from your wrist by the open ring left by the one in your hand.
My neighbor and I took the kids trick-or-treating, but not before we put on our redneck charm bracelets; in case we got thirsty.
A woman from the rural United States, with the greatest prevalence being in the South and Deep South.
The Redneck American Princess (or “Rap”) is characterized by a jarring combination of arrogance and profound timidity. She oftentimes suffers from having been one of the most attractive women in her hometown high school, but not having the looks or sophistication to thrive anywhere outside of the tri-county area. A traditionalist of convenience, she will alternate between overwhelming unpleasantness (“sassiness”) and a fainting-couch femininity that demands her boyfriend/husband/brother/father or any other man in proximity resolve all her problems, preferably without her having to ask. The latter is oftentimes the product of an extreme daddy’s-little-girl mentality that remains with the Rap until she dies of old age or develops dementia so profound that she forgets she ever had a father.
The Rap is particularly eager to start fights between men and finds the thought of one (or more) of them dying to preserve her honor to be overwhelmingly attractive. The Rap may marry, but she is unlikely to remain that way—a result of her demanding disposition. Unfortunately, she has no close female friends to which she can turn when her LTRs end. Ordinary women tire of her constant self-pity, and other Raps are too busy indulging in their own star-crossed view of life to offer more than a passing sympathy mixed with a brutal competitiveness as to who has suffered more.
MAN: I saw Tiffany Jo Anne down by gas station the other day. Both her boyfriends were beating each other with tire irons and cans of diesel. Seems like wherever she goes, trouble follows.
WOMAN: Y’all don’t know a Rap (Redneck American Princess) when you seen one?
Where Country boys find out where the Boys will be drinking
City Slicker- Yo Man where are we drinking tonight?
Man- Brother the redneck grape vine told gave me a place
City Slicker- who’s the red neck grape vine
Man- Go home you City Boys this is the Stix
The action describing When you are having sex with a thick thot and you're about to cum, so you fake it by spitting on her back, when she then turns around, proceed to throat fuck and punch her in her ugly ass face, so sperm and blood squirts out her nostrils.
Damnnn i got a 10 year sentence after giving that child a Redneck double snappleback
buying cars, different metals or other junk and hoarding it to sell at a later date
"did you see that massive wire of copper lying there, i'm gonna go grab it for my redneck retirement plan"
A racially ignorant idiot, who has no experience with black people or any minority in America. Usually people believe rednecks are only found down south, but a redneck is technically someone who has no experience with anyone who is not them
Shut the fuck up you dumbass long island redneck
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When your buddy is ridding on the back of your four-wheeler and alerts you that there is something behind you when you are backing up.
(While four-wheeler/truck is in reverse)
"I missed that tree thanks to Sean, my Redneck Rearview Camera."
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