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Cultivating an authentic and vibrant relationship that is enviable
I'm stepping up my relationship goals this year!
An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
Doing the actions and compromises required to make a relationship work.
Matt and Sarah certainly are relationshipping well.
The number of relationships you have had/have before/after settling for The One.
Sita: U know what, Aj has finally found the One!
Prita: Guess he realized his relationship footprint was going overboard.
When people are in a high school relationship, but one of them has committed to a college that the other is not going to. Now they have a maximum amount of time together.
Mario got passed when Bella said she committed to Wyoming, entering a hot dog relationship.
When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.
Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.
"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."
"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."