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The process of bringing your own sand to a beach themed party (in particular mall beach parties), and is almost always required as the hosts seldom provide any sand. It is often abbreviated BYOSand or BYOS on invitations.
Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson sent out Bring Your Own Sand invitations to their mall beach party.
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The term "pack sand up your ass" refers to someone being completely pissed off at someone else. They are hoping and wishing that this said person would experience the most uncomfortable, irritating, violating and very painful feeling up inside their anus cavity similar to having someone pack beach sand forcefully into their rectum.
Jeffery had taken the liberty to take Lonnie's brand new guitar out of the case and try to play it. While fimbling, fumbling and farting around with it with his greasy , dirty, little inexperienced fingers, he broke 3 of the six strings right off the guitar. When arriving home late that night, Lonnie noticed the guitar was missing from the case. Much to his surprize, Lonnie found Jeffery in his pig sty of his room with the new guitar lying in a corner on the floor with the 3 strings missing. Lonnie (now in an extreme state of rage) told Jeffery to "pack sand up your ass" and actually really meant it.
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The act of shoving a hand full of sand into a females vagina and having rough intercourse thus when finished said female is left to walk sideways with legs wide apart imitating the movement of a crab
Mate, I was down the beach on the weekend with my girl so i gave her the morton bay sand crab, its been 3 days and the bitch is still walking around like zoidberg.
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a video on porn hub were there i a woman an a dude and the woman is sticking a dildo in his dick ripping his dick in half
¨hey jim did you watch 2 kids one sand box yet¨ ¨no i didnt...yet maybe no yes idk¨
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when a cat takes a shit in there litter box
my cat was "dropping off the kids at the sand box"
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You’re either a wigger or a hick and there’s no in between. Being the faggies of the county, it’s no surprise to find a flat ass bitch with 3 cocks in her ass at the same time.
“Them Sand Creek High School kids be bitches bro”
“For real tho”
“Fuck the faggies”
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When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.
At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.
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