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A sausage vulture is a hideous creature known for hoarding and devouring Mexican sausage. They are easily tricked and often can be found lurking around swamp regions building nests from sticks. A sausage vulture often attempts to prey upon superior creatures, for example it's arch enemy the bacon hawk, generally finding failure and shame in such endeavors.
The sausage vulture and the bacon hawk are at it again, boy that bacon hawk is sure laying a beating on the sausage vulture.
We would have been here earlier, but Debbie browned the sausage.
Being an absolute dick riding bender who loves to be surrounded by men
Oi mate stop being a sausage jockey and get a life
A phrase the means to masturbate.
I spent five hours last night slapping the sausage.
When a circumcised and an uncircumcised penis come together. They put both of their heads together, and the uncircumcised foreskin gets wrapped around the circumcised dickhead to form a "sausage" of sorts. Also known as a wiener boop.
Man, did you hear about John and Bob?
What, how they came out as gay?
Not just that, but John is uncircumcised, too!
Wow, they must make the greatest Wiener Sausages!
The physically tiny state of a man's penis after he has gone swimming in very cold water.
That water was so cold I got winter sausage.
when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean
yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!