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Jared, Shannon and Tomo. 3 of the most amazing men in the world. they make you believe, there music changes you. makes you think differently of life. there music is theory mixed with reality of the power that truth holds. once you join you never go back. yes it is a cult.
you will forever be echelon..
30 seconds to mars has the most amazing music in the world
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A widely known rule used to make morons feel better about eating off of the ground. Supposedly the food god protects all food for 5 seconds after it touches the ground. After which the food god will become angry and infest it with cooties.
Moron: Oh noes my sammich!
Food god: Hurry, pick it up. 5 second rule!
~5 seconds later~
Moron: ...What?
Food god: I am angered! I shall infest your sandwich with cooties!!
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10 Second Rule is an expansion from the 5 Second Rule due usually for being too drunk! By the time the food has been dropped, your mind figuring out it has been dropped and finally realising you DO have to bend down retrieve the food it's still fine to just give it a rub off and continue to eat it. (If you are drunk, so are germs, therefore it's going to take them longer to get to the food.)
Drunk Dude 1: *Been drinking all night, drops fat juicy chip from the chippy on the sick ass ground, watches it fall, looks upset* "Damn! Oh well, 10 second rule" *Bends down, picks it up and eats it*
Drunk Dude 2: *Agrees with the 10 second rule*
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The ability to get drunk through inhaling alchoholic fumes from bevrages.
Jordan got second hand drunk while at the football game.
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Contrary to the belief, it is actually 5 seconds from when you see the food that you may consume it without it being dirty or at all harmful to your body because, come on, it's only been five seconds.
"Sweet! A cheeto!"
"Dude, that's been there for 3 days."
"But I just saw it, like, 3 seconds ago. 5 second rule yo."
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Essentially a 'burn' about a burn (e.g. sunburn) that was mentioned in a particular episode of the ever-popular That 70's Show (see burn).
Jackie: Gee, I wish there was someone to help me put sunscreen on my body (hints Hyde).
Hyde: Good idea because sunburn could quickly lead to skin peeling.
Kelso: Aww man. That's a burn about a burn. That's like a second-degree burn!
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If you mean a double take I'm gonna punch you in the cunt
Motherfuck. I was just at the gas station across the street and I got the second look. From a dude. Either a feminine dude or a manly woman.
You know the second look.
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