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A secret sandwich is used for general, thoughtless blabbermouths.
These individuals will blab anything you tell them, without thought.
To get around this issue, you can use a secret sandwich, wherin you exclaim both before, and after telling secret, that it is in fact, a secret.
The worst method:
❌Harley: Hey, here's some gossip about some friends or family of mine.
Keziah: hey friend or family of Harley, here's an embarrassing thing you did! Wanna chat about it??
❌*chaos ensues*❌
The secret sandwich method:
✔Harley: hey, I'm about to tell you a secret
Keziah: oh yeah?
Harley: all my family and friends are so embarrassing!
Keziah: omg! No way!
Harley: yeah! That's right! Remember tho, that's a secret!
Keziah: you betcha, buddio!
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Shots you take with friends at a party later on in the night in secret.
At 2:00am let's get Jenna and take secret shots in the kitchen.
Noun, (SHE-CRET SHCUTE): A phrase that has many meanings, but we really don’t fucking know
friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
The Bradford college Secret Elevator that only a certain amount of people know about
Lets take the Secret Elevator
a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.
"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."
The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)
(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."
A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it
I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.