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When a person says something stupid or outrageous, the accuser says "slap no babies" and gets to slap the victim repeatedly on the back of the hand until the victim says "babies." If the victim says "babies" before the accuser says "slap no babies," then the victim does not get slapped.
Anyone that hears the victim say something stupid can call "slap no babies" and slap the victim.
Accuser - "Do you play any sports?"
Victim - "I play roller hockey"
Accuser - "Slap no babies, roller hockey is not a real sport. Plus you're gay"
*accuser slaps victim*
Victim - "Babies"
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After having sex with a virgin you pull out and your penis slaps up against you stomach.
Leaving a blood stain.
Guy 1: dude the other night i was fucking this virgin and i pulled out and my penis came up and slapped my stomach leaving a horrible red mark!
Guy 2: Dude!!! Cherry slap.
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A new recreation that has recently become very popular in the recent generations of teenagers and men in their 20's.
In today's world, respect and power reigns supreme. As women have gained rights, they have begun to take advantage of their status as individuals and have begun to demand things like equality and jobs. These women think they have souls and are beginning to demand that men cater to their every whim. There are times when a woman is yelling at your face and becomes very annoying. In situations like these, the best solution is simply to slap the bitch. This is where the term bitch slap originated.
Unfortunately, we live in a dark time and these women have become more demanding than ever. Bitch slapping has become a recreation.
Josh: Hey, what's Rob doing tonight?
Sam: Oh, he's slapping bitches.
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When a guy opens his stance then thrusts his hips back and forth, slapping his butt with his penis and balls.
Girl 1: "I just watched Big Brother 9, and i must admit that 'Crazy James' is smoking hot"
Girl 2: "He doesn't do it for me, but his taint slapping was wicked though, he must have a large penis to do that and slap his ass with it"
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To ejaculate in one's mouth, then slap the person across the face hard enough that the semen comes out of the person's nose (like a dragon breathing fire from the nose)
I gave that milf a dragon slap.
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Using your penis to slap a girl across the face during the act of oral sex. Inspired by the existence of legendary actor John Stamos.
Q: Dude, what did you do when she said she wouldn't swallow?
A: What could I do? I had to Stamos slap her.
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When you awaken from a deep sleep to the gentle sound and warm fuzzy feeling of a dong being softly tapped against your cheek.
My Jewish roommate Jon, a pussy, forgot to turn off his alarm clock the other day, so the next morning I woke his ass up with a Russian slap.
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