smoke and snooze

The opposite of wake and bake.

Smoking weed and then going to bed.

I couldn't sleep, so I decided to do a smoke and snooze, I passed right out.

Smoking a ham

The act of farting past a turd in your ass

I better run to the shitter, I done smoked this ham enough.

I been smoking a ham since after lunch, I better stop at sheetz and sheet.

Turtle smoke

The act of beating someone who is so slow even though you are incredibly slow yourself. Or is a procrastinator accomplishes a task before another procrastinator.

JPow was the worst procrastinator in the history of the world, but, he still managed to turtle smoke Lei-hi by completing his task of shucking his pile of corn stalks before her. ...thus, Leigha has been turtle smoked...

Smoking Terrell

Smoking the most exotic strain of marijuana

Bandana Rose Is Smoking Terrell On Live

smoke this pig

Get something done, take action.

The trail ahead looked very difficult and the hikers were hesitant to begin. Then the leader said "Let's smoke this pig" and everyone began the difficult trek together.

Smoking smarties

When sombody crushes the smarties and puff the crushed powder out their mouth

Jake is smoking smarties

Smoking a burrito

Smoking marijuana

Smoking A Burrito

“Did you see jimmy this morning he was in his van smoking a burrito.”