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Greatest song EVER written!
"You're So Last Summer" is from band Taking Back Sunday's first full length CD entitled "Tell All Your Friends", track number 9.
The song has some amazing lyrics such as "you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" , "boys like you are a dime a dozen" , and of course "if I'm just bad news, then you're a liar"
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Sorry, but we can't hang out anymore.
Boy: Why not?..
Girl: You're so last summer...
Boy: ...That's okay, you were getting fat anyways. Bye!
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Basically right ur a little pu**y and cum to much that it blows out ya knickers 🤣
“Errrrrrr Beckie I’ve just had a big summer blow out”
“Errrr Rachel u dirty bi**h”
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When my girl is on her period, her vagina smells like some hot summer Chinatown garbage
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The period of time right after school gets out, and into the greater part of summer, when people on Facebook must one-up everyone's posts to try to show that they're having a better summer than everyone else.
Person 1's Post: Had a fun time last night, I love summer.
Person 2's Post: Last night was INSANE, this summer's gonna be awesome!
Person 3's Post: Yesterday could NOT have been any better! And today will be just as awesome! My summer is gonna be soooo badass!!
Person 1's Post: Wow it's like a Facebook summer "one-upping" convention.
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This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.
It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...
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A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.
Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!
Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!
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Last night, my lady had a wet hot Sacramento summer and I had to change the sheets.