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When all you can crap is a little pebble after eating Chinese food.
I thought I really had to shit when I got home but I just had to take a dumpling.
Take the Plug means to take the plug out of someone's life support,
a.k.a kill that person
Dad: "I heard John almost died in a car accident"
Mom: "Let's go Take the Plug"
Taking it Nelson meaning taking it easy or slow
There’s only three of us working today so we’re goin to take it nelson
An opinion that has no basis for an argument, as the explanation given has no merits in relation to the statement being made (the conclusion is arrived at using completely unrelated arguments).
Fanboy: “The Last Jedi was terrible, I am completely lactose intolerant!”
Filthy Casual: “Well that’s a dong take.”
The art of taking a big shit, usually wet, usually flaming hot as it leaves your asshole.
I’m taking a cord right now, I’ll call you later.
a derogatory remark in reference to a person or people from the state of michigan.
person 1 :wow, bob is a jerk!
person 2 : yeah hes from michigan
person 1: oh i should've figured he's a dirty mich-take
The act of purging and unfollowing undesirable friends on your Twitter account. See also: Facepoop
Dude, I need to Take a Shwitter, my feed is foul with morons.