Talk-Block

(V.) To stand in the middle of a group of people talking and face your back to someone, thus blocking that person from being in conversation.

Tene: One time I had a turkey...(Mary walks into the circle with her back turned to him and starts talking to someone else.)
Everyone: Mary get out of the middle of the circle you're talk-blocking Tene...again.

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The Trump Talk

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.

"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."

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dirty talk

1.the act of cursing and or being vulgur while a sexual act is taking place.
2. The act of using vulgur language to arouse someone.

While she jacked me off she was dirty talking and saying "Baby, i wanna be your fucking slut"

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fart talk

talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started

Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it

so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....

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Question talk

When someone says the end of words as if finishing saying a question by making it higher pitched.

Question talker: Yeah, i like went to the cinema (said cinema more high pitched) then i got some chocolate (same on chocolate) etc

Person talking to: Dude stop with the damn question talk!

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Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.

Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.

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pillow talk

The amusing/somewhat awkward chit chat after a satisfying round of bumpin uglies.

Pillow Talk consists of...
Women: discussing their issues...
Men: sleep.

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