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Gately tax

When Jamie (the big) gately eats all your food in English

Do you know what tax is yeah well your getting gately tax

by Father_damian December 19, 2023


Gately tax

When Jamie(the big) gately robs your food

You just got gately taxed suck me balls

by Father_damian December 19, 2023


Wordle Tax

The price you must pay to post your f*^king Wordle score to social media. Typically that's chugging 1 drink (beer, wine, or shot) and posting a video of it as evidence to the same social media account you're using to share your score. Nobody really cares about your wordle score and would prefer to see you pay the tax. Don't post your damned score if you're not willing to pay the tax!

I post a video of me chugging a beer every morning to pay my Wordle Tax. My family thinks I'm an alcoholic but really I just want to show off my score.

by The Ant Christ March 27, 2023


chicken tax

A tariff used to protect local markets.

I can't afford to buy a light truck because of the chicken tax designed to protect us against those cheaper lightweight Japanese truck importers, so instead I'm just gonna buy a subcompact car. Why? Because they suck.

by A bugs's eyes June 16, 2022


taxed back

1. Worn out or in a state of disrepair.
2. An adjective used to describe someone who looks like a piece of worn out crap.

1. My converse are so taxed back I need a new pair.
2. Damn, Brittany Spears looks taxed back in that photo.

by baby hal May 28, 2005


Stupid tax

The cost associated with making bad decisions.

The cops caught me after 10 beers. Now I have to do classes and pay my stupid tax.

Also, that guy at the bar looked at me funny. I whooped his ass, but the cops got me, and now I have to pay the stupid tax.

by Thisshitisdumbbbbbbbbbb February 3, 2021


Stupid Tax

Stupid Tax
Anything you end up paying for something dumb you did…

I loaned a so-called friend of mine $100 bucks, I knew he didn’t like to pay his bills so why did I think he was going to pay me back? Now I’m paying Stupid Tax.

by Fansypants May 22, 2022