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A single droplet that is emitted from the end of the penis during an extreme reaction, such as laughter or fear.
Hell, I laughed so hard I squeezed out a doodle tear!
When you're taking a girl from behind (most preferably doggie style) and you pull out your dick, slather and lather with lube, and shove full force, full length, full throttle up the anal cavity.
Matt: i gave kim the spear of tears.
Joe: did she cry?
Matt: she teared.
A tear made of a giraffes brain
Omg it’s a giraffe tear i might die
A glass of Cum also known as “the hawk meat rider’s mead”
“I’m drinking Guts Stan Tears”
“Bro that’s weird as fuck, but I respect your choice and I just hope you won’t start debates on the internet about how a fictional character who did everything wrong, somehow did everything right.”
The term comes from the days of when pirate's (not Somalian) ran the seas. They would send people out on the plank and two ship boys would go with the captive and walk him to his death. One captive said if he was going down he would take the ship boys with him and as he was pushed from the plank swept his feet under the boys and made them fall with him, thus creating the story of the three tears.
Steve-"You hear about Kyle,Jim, and Mike?"
Brian- "No,what happened?"
Steve-"Kyle got caught smoking and created three tears by snitching on Jim and Mike for smoking too."
Brian-"What a bitch."
The act of walking around a pre-determined residential area, consuming alcohol and causing mayhem and destruction, usually with fireworks.
"Lets go for a foot tear and fuck shit up"
When you're on the verge of crying but hold it in,
basically edging for your tear ducts!
Mufasas death in the lion king got me tear edging
at 30 years old