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Life turning shitty through a series of bad choices or unlucky events.
"did you hear his girlfriend just broke up with him for a douchebag?"-guy 1
"really? His dog just died two weeks ago"- guy 2
"damn, he is in a major life slump"- guy 1
When someone in therapy realizes that life is really, really complicated.
I just realized that my father used to fondle me after I fell asleep. Life, Man.
Living the goodlife. The life that you dream of and having a amazing time doing it. Living life to the fullest.
- Invented by Kamron Bancroft
We living the Prod Life
#Prod Life
An exclamation accompanied by an index finger to upper-arm gesture that is quickly self-administered at the first sign of girl or boy "germs". Particularly popular with Australian schoolchildren throughout the 1990s.
Ironically, the injection for life never actually lasted for life, as it was said at every possible opportunity, if not several times a school day.
Jess: Ooh, David just borrowed my eraser and I think I saw him pick his nose earlier!
Stacey, Christine and Sharon: Injection for life!!
Manu Life; Someone extrodinarillay stupid.
Manu life is a term used by People that attend Otumoetai college.Manu are classes that students attend if they are accademically challenged, ie. Manu Maths or Manu social studies.
If someone is Manu life it means they are barley at functional intellegence For everything They do.
Yam; Oh where is ham-yo?
You; Oh he tried to fuck his cat and he got pissed on, hes Manu Life
The political stance advocating the right of all bros to maintain broship
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Criminalizing the termination of brohood after the point of conception.
- Hey dude, why didn't you vote for Barack Obama?
-Well I heard he would try to uphold Bro vs. Wade. And I believe that all Bros have the Right to Brohood. Do you know how many innocent bros are terminated after conception each year!? I am personally Bro Life.
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A doccumentary by david attenborough on monty python
*scene from eighth episode of life of brian*
David attenborough: ...and no better place to view a monty pythons sense of comedy is just over this wall *David attenborough looks down at Brian*
*A Centurion catches Brian writing graffiti on the palace wall.*
Centurion: What's this, then? "Romanes eunt domus"? People called Romanes, they go the house?
Brian: It says, "Romans go home."
Centurion: No, it doesn't! What's the Latin for "Roman"? Come on, come on !
Brian: Er, "Romanus"!
Centurion: Goes like?
Brian: Annus.
Centurion: Vocative plural of "Annus" is?
Brian: Er, "Anni"!
Centurion: "Romani"... *writes "Romani" over Brian's graffiti* "Eunt"? What is "eunt"?
Brian: "Go".
Centurion: Conjugate the verb, "to go"!
Brian: Er, "Ire." Er, "eo," "is," "it," "imus," "itis," "eunt."
Centurion: So, "eunt" is... ?
Brian Third person plural present indicative, "they go".
Centurion: But, "Romans go home" is an order. So you must use... ? *twists Brian's ear*
Brian: Aaagh! Imperative!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Er, er... "i", "i"!
Centurion: How many Romans?
Brian: Aaaaagh! Plural, plural... er, "ite"!
Centurion: "Ite"... *writes "ite" on wall* "Domus"? Nominative? "Go home" is motion toward, isn't it?
Brian: Dative! *Centurion pulls out gladius and holds it against Brian's throat* Aaagh! Not the dative, not the dative! Er, er... accusative, accusative, "ad domum", sir, "ad domum"!
Centurion: Except "Domus" takes the...?
Brian: The locative, sir!
Centurion: Which is...?
Brian: "Domum"!
Centurion: "Domum"... *writes "Domum" on wall* Um. Understand? Now, write it out a hundred times.
Brian: Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Hail Caesar, sir.
Centurion: Hail Caesar! And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
David attenborough: *turns toward the camera* Amazing
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