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A Public Health term: an easy to understand concept that dumb motherfuckers still ignore.
DOCTOR: Sir, your physical exam is fine, but your COVID test is positive, meaning you are an asymptomatic COVID carrier. Do you wear a mask?
ME: Asswhaaahh, bruh? Naw, I feel good! How a mask gonna help? My ass ain’t infected!
DOCTOR: I wouldn’t recommend wearing it there. You strike me as a pleasant, but obnoxiously stubborn man. As an ASS-CO (Asymptomatic COVID) carrier, you’ll need to quarantine yourself for two weeks and wear a mask more consistently, to prevent the airborne spread of COVID. Also take these pills.
ME: Quarra-what? Ass Mask whaaa? Masks kill people! Nobody wore a mask and lived, EVER! Masks are just a fuckin conspiracy from the MMI (mask manufacturing illuminati). …wut Pills?
DOCTOR: Magic Brain Pills (MBPs) that will temporarily make you smart enough to wear the ASS-CO mask over your mouth AND nose. As we cheerfully say in healthcare, “Don’t be a dumb cunt who can’t wear a mask correctly!”
I woman who has dated or slept with several of her co-workers or her boss
Becky, the office Co-ho, sucked her way up the corporate ladder.
When a group is all Groaming at the same time instead of talking. They often still see this as "hanging out" despite not talking to each other.
Person A:"Brad and his friends sure are co-groaming over there, huh?"
Person B:"Yeah, they haven't looked up from their phones in hours, even though they're all right next to each other."
The son-in-law of one's spouse's sibling.
My co-nephew-in-law is a good person.