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a school in Stuart, FL. aka "county". Its built on a landfill. it consists of surfers/potheads and rednecks, and wannabe preps. the staff ride around on shitty golf carts. there is a random concrete square "the stage" in a field that the seniors get to paint. yay. the 12 black people at our school hang out by metal rails called "the monkey bars" and the other minorities gather outside the drafting room. all the surfer/potheads are too late to hang out anywhere in the mornings. the majority of fights are race wars. one time the school tried to ban camo and the rebel flag. The last time an administrator tried to break up a Black girl fight, he had to go to the hospital. if you went to mchs prior to 2009, you at some point:
*snuck off for off-campus lunch guat-packed into one of the many monster trucks populating campus.
*ate at Anna's at least 3 times a week.
*got to go on field trips to the firing range and ride along with cops.
*took pre-calc or sat prep with the most awesome teacher ever.
*had that teacher either throw something that belonged to you across the room, publicly humiliate you, or tell you "you can sleep when you're dead".
*wanted to kill yourself senior year after seeing the 4900th episode of "on the prowl"
*skipped 3&4th block after the security guards left the back gate open after A lunch.
*were convinced that the ESE kids were used for slave labor.
*got a speeding ticket on campus for going 11 mph.
john:do you go to sfhs or jbhs?
bob: hellllll no fuck those schools, i go to martin county high school!
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When a group of people are all together, doing a Tesla Roadster with somebody else in a circle
Mitchell Broeckling: I was at this party where we ended up doing a Clinton County Ferris Wheel
Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.
Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.
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Bravo TV reality program that features a rotating "cast" of materialistic, vapid, alcoholic, selfish women who live behind gates to keep them from bothering other Orange County residents.
I tried watching "The Real Housewives of Orange County," and it gave me a terrible migraine.
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Like, wouldn't it be great if I could just hook up my boobs to my son's tire pump every morning, then deflate them at night?
Real Housewife of Orange County #2: That would be, like, soooo cool! You could put the needle in your nipple!
Real Housewife of Orange County #1: Now I know why you live in Coto, too, because great minds think alike!
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just like any other school, it is a drag to go to but it's the only place to see your friends and hang out because Lexington has nothing else to offer for kids our age during the school season.
also run by a menopausal, crazy bitch.
chick one -- school sucks
chick two -- yea lets leave and get stoned
dude one -- i go to rockbridge county high school
dude two -- i'm sorry.
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A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.
"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"
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When you get stuck behind a tractor and/or lawn mower in Sussex County NJ while driving and its doing 5 MPH and won't get the out of the way. This is the most traffic you will see in Sussex, since any non-main roads (94, 206, 519, 15) are abandoned dead ends leading to open farm land, with small inbred peg legged fat children running around shooting rifles at small critters.
Bobby-Joe: "I was on my way home from Shop Rite with a case of Coors Light and got stuck in some bad traffic"
Jimmy: "Dang, At this hour?"
Bobby-Joe: "It was a Sussex County traffic jam"
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