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Dude, my Chipotle gas pales in comparison to Shelly's conch farts! They're brutal!
The act of squeezing out ones farts whilst performing martial art moves. Replacing "Hee Yaaaa" with a bottom rippler.
Van Damme disposed of the three assailants with an uppercut, roundhouse and wet Martial Fart that smelled of eggs...
When you go to the bathroom to take a shit, and you only end up farting. Then proceeding to wipe your butt and flush it.
Dude, I thought I had to take a massive shit, but I only took a fart.
A fart rock is actually a rock containing sulfur that you can break, or scrape, to achieve a horrible fart smell.
Someone broke a fart rock in the hallway and it was so bad that they had to close it off for the day.
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The farting sound resulting from trapped air escaping from between the sweaty bellies of two fat people fucking. (aka- beef queef)
That couple in the adjoining motel room kept me awake for over an hour with their fat farts.
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Doing nothing important, not doing what one is supposed to be doing according to action asked upon.
Whould ya'll stop fiddle farting around and get that trash taken out.
What are you doing? Fiddle farten around.
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To stroll while farting in order to avoid just standing there in your own stench. Similar to crop dusting, except this is not meant to be malicious.
...note left in office cubicle: "Be back soon. Needed to take a fart walk"
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