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When, due to a lack of extra females, one female purchases a set of different color lipstick and proceeds to give a male driver a blowjob, applying a new color every few minutes until the driver's penis looks like a gay pride flag.
"Hey honey, why don't you pick up four extra colors of lipstick while you're in CVS, and then you can give me a road rainbow on the way to church."
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Term used when someone seems to be 'tripping'.
Fuckin brian ate 3 rolls an 2 hits of acid last nite and he started road flippin on me coming back from the club.
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When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.
Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers
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When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8
You know I live this road life my g
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Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....
10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."
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It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.
I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
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It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.
"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."
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