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Fake person that your parents tell you is real and comes once a year when it’s actually your parents and they want you to be 5 and think it’s real
*chrismas eve*Parents:Santa is coming tonight!You have to go to bed early.
Parents at 12 am:*Puts presents under tree*
Your Mums credit card
This is why you get such shitty presents.
He unfortunately doesn't stalk you every night but your parents do, And it's not because they want to give you the right present.
Friend: Santa isn't real
Me: yes he is
Friend: were is your proof
Me: last time I checked he was in my mums purse
a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out
An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.
Man I’m being stalked must be santa
A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.
"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!
a fat guy in a tight red suit who breaks in to your house every year and doesn't get caught.
oh yeah I know him that fat guy who commits break and entry SANTA