a place where definitions have to include something gross or sexual or just plain immature. it is also the site you are reading this definition on.
me: imma gonna search up some definitions on urban dictionary
Me: *searches up Animal planet*
definition: a show that is required for the art of Moosterbation
Me:*searches up moosterbation*
definition: masturbating while watching Animal planet
my face: ;-;
The best and most reliable dictionary in the world. It gives you the most accurate definnitions you could ask for.
You should goto the urban dictionary to find that out.
Tumblr's sister. Everyone on both sites are always high as fuck.
"Bisexual-reaching into someone's pants and liking whatever is in there.~Urban Dictionary."
"IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL!!~Tumblr."
What you call a really sexist, opinionated and fascist person. Someone who thinks it's fine to poke fun at women ALL the time, in a really disgusting way, but gets all upset and hurt when someone says something he doesn't like.
A: that Urban Dictionary over there just tried to stick a camera up my skirt and said I was overreacting when I told him to fuck off.
B: oh yeh, I know him, he's a total Bill Gates
The urban dictionary is what the oxford english dictionary would have turned out like, if it had attended an inner city comp. The oxford english dictionary clearly received a private, priviliged education where it could just get on with being smart and get the grades to go to Oxbridge. The urban dictionary had to survive on its wits alone.
Is that an urban dictionary? No its the oxford english wearing nike airs.