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It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.

Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point

by guy you don't know but you do March 3, 2020


urban dictionary

The best dictionary on the internet.

"Oh my fucking god I love urban dictionary it's actually so cool"
"Same, Urban Dictionary provides me with such cool things such as: ..."

by DayKilling May 12, 2022


Urban Dictionary

An internet hellhole in which you can read definitions of words written by the community, or write your own.

Please don't look that up on Urban Dictionary...

by rank:s+ July 8, 2022


Urban Dictionary

A place where you find real definition for a word.

The Urban Dictionary is the best website ever

by Your gibberish mom May 18, 2017


Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is a Dictionary that you are reading right now.

I went on Urban Dictionary to find out what Hey means.

by Dictionary Person 29 March 7, 2022


Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary is only for people with low self esteem to search up their own name and feel happy when it says something good about them. Some people go on to Urban Dictionary to search up something funny like pineapples. Pretty much no one goes on it for the intended reason the people made this site, to search up a slang just to figure out why people laugh when you say you need wood.

'Yo, have you been on urban dictionary?'
'yeah, have you searched up my name on it?'
'nah, I like searching up pineapples because it's funny'

by your mum 69 21 May 8, 2019


Urban Dictionary

A dictionary that's better than Webster's.

Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.

by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010