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Bathing in black

The considerable effort some white people make to surround themselves with black people at business events, sporting events, music industry events and in Hollywood in an effort to seem cool. Strangely, they never want to employ, work with, date or live by these same black people. black people, white people, race

I get so tired of these Hollywood types bathing in black. They love hanging out with black athletes and rappers, but strangely they never seem to find any black actors, producers, directors or studio executives to hire for their movies or tv shows.

by joecoolthefool September 25, 2016


bandana bath

Soaking a bandana in water and soap and rubbing your armpits at a sink in place of taking an actual shower.

There were no showers at the camp site so I took a bandana bath instead.

by 666.0420.69 June 21, 2017


chromosome bath

a mosh pit

Isin jumped into the hurricane of 14-23 year old wave of disgruntled youth, a veritable chromosome bath.

by misingno July 1, 2017


Saltine Bath

Sex on the beach.

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.

by siberianshine May 2, 2020


beaner bath towel

When you use a small Mexican child to dry yourself after a shower or whenever you happen to be wet and a small Mexican child is present.

Jose was a very good beaner bath towel for everyone at the pool party.

by Moist butt hole February 27, 2016


Axe Bath

The act of dousing yourself in half a can of the most stinky ass (axe) body spray instead of taking a shower, usually by pubescent males who are too lazy to bathe.

I didn't feel like showering yesterday, so I just took an Axe Bath.

by secksysecks December 24, 2019


bath quake

BASICALLY THE SAME THING AS AN EARTHQUAKE , but way less messy, you take a bath, and, splash the water all around causing it to get all over everything!!! the floor, the walls, everything!!

instead of a regular bath, she took a bath quake and made a mess everywhere!!

by lesser of 2 eviles April 11, 2016