Tuna Burrito

(n.) The unconventional act of hastily concealing a personal item—such as used a sex toy—by wrapping it in a white terry cloth towel, resembling a burrito. Often employed during moments of unexpected intrusion or sheer panic.

"When her roommate barged in unannounced, she quickly made a Tuna Burrito with her vibrator and hid it in her night stand."

"Bro, I swear I wasn't snooping, but I saw a Tuna Burrito in the laundry basket. Awkward."

Grass burrito

Another term for joint.

Tommy let's light up this grass burrito.

double bean burrito

The act of two people rolling up in one blanket

Man Lisa and I got into a double bean burrito.

Sweaty Meat Burrito

Its when you fuck the fat rolls of a Hispanic Girl

Hey Julio! I made a Sweaty Meat Burrito with Your Mom Last night!

metal burrito

a metal burrito is a time in the day when people or your friends, shove you in a locker and hold it closed.

me: that jerk in our class gave me a metal burrito at lunch.

friend: dang, i should have been there so i could give him one back

beaner's burrito

A bunch on Mexicans in a blanket

I joined in a beaner's burrito with a bunch of Mexicans in a blanket, and Jose grabbed that tush

Del tacos burrito

Del tacos burritos are the shit, I buy and taste like paradise.
They have chicken, cheese, lettuce and the thing on top. Original made in

Person: I love Del tacos burritos

Person2: mhm