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To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
A 'feature' of Windows XP and a type of Disobedient Computer Syndrome.
You can see a perfect example of this if you set the taskbar to autohide, and have say MSN Messenger running (and have disabled 'display alerts when a new message is recieved')
Whenever a new message comes in, the taskbar button for it will flash (or at least remain highlighted) until you click on it. As well, the taskbar itself will pop-up and you cannot get it to autohide until that button stops flashing (ie, you click on it to see what it is).
A *very* annoying feature as you might have several windows and programs running at once and may be focused on something which having to respond to a message (and seeing that bloddy button flashing like some attention craving person that refuses to wait for you and/or cannot understand that you're also doing other things and/or talking to other people) will break your concentration. Having busy or away mode will not stop this feature.
Pop-up's on websites and other windows demanding attention will also do it.
There is no apparent way to turn this feature off, making it one of the most aggrivating features in Windows XP.
A user is working in photoshop or watching a DVD with MSN set to away or busy when one of his contacts keeps messaging him, causing this wonderfull feature to distract him.
User: Hmmmm, looks like someone wants me to block him.
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When 2 hobos talk about the conspiracy against them Not getting anymore donations.
Operation hat trick fuzzy button has been engaged.
The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
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John: Can you spot me this soda.
Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight
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facebook saying
when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool
facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?
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The inversely proportional relationship between the increase in computing power due to Moore's Law* and the age of those most able to make use of new technologies.
*eg, http://news.cnet.com/Myths-of-Moores-Law/2010-1071_3-1014887.html
"Sheila knew that the Benjamin Button Corollary to Moore's Law was in effect when she had to ask her 6 year old niece to teach her how to use twitter."
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