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When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.
Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!
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"change da world my final message, goodby e" is a meme that originated from r/cursedimages on reddit from a rat holding a ciggarate and the bottom text was from a video game.
change da world my final message, goodby e *vanishes aestheticly*
It's a phrase when people trying to sound like Asian people but ended up being racist.
Kyle: hey Trung, ching chong ning hong ching chang chong. Do you know Jackie chan?
Trung: I'm Vietnamese, not Chinese.
Kyle: Hing Hong Ching Chong!!!
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Your pussy shows through your pants
Jeans so tight you can see loose change
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A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.
Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.
The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
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UD Jews, I’m talking to you
On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.
I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.
Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?
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1. Hospitalization and fluid replenishing IV drip after excessive alcohol consumption or binge drinking
2. The act of getting a hydrating IV drip and/or consuming lots of fluids to recover from a night of drinking.
You hear Nate is in the Hospital again? After that month long bender he was admitted for an Irish oil change
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