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n. An incredibly large bowl movement. Really just unbelievably big.
v. The act of expelling same.
Don't go in there! I just took a monster jam.
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The gunk that builds around the mouth (mostly in the corners), of one who either has bad dry mouth, or who drank a large amount of white milk. The effect of mouth jam is usually followed by tooth slime(the stringy substance that hangs between one's upper and lower teeth as they speak)
Man, looks like you need some water you have some major mouth jam
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When you give your friend a bad nick name so that boys don't talk to her and she ends up alone at the end of the night.
Boy: Hi. What are your names?
Friend: I am Sexy Bexy and this is my friend Steephy Queefy.
Boy: *walks away*
Queefy Steephy: You Clam Jam me every time with that nick name!
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when you get soooo fucked up from ripping an OC 80 and cannot control your scratching......that is being jammed up
Yo dude, i just ripped that whole oscar, I'm so jammed up!
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Pearl Jam are a fine example of an awesome band.
These 'awesome bands' are very endangered these days, especially since John Lennon died and Ke$ha started raping the charts.
Now, despite the Y2K bug and Justin Bieber, Pearl Jam are one of the best creations of the 90's as they eclectically combine grunge with heavy rock with soft accoustic guitars with the coolest voice possible.
The best of the best songs are:
Even Flow
Black
Yellow Ledbetter
Alive
Just Breathe
Pearl Jam conquer about 90% of my iPod and have about 40 tribute bands, which is always good!
I hate Pearl Jam, but then again I'm an obese anti-christ homo who digs Nickelback.
How many people did I offend there...?
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When a group of bros take turns having sex with a jar or squeeze bottle of jam or jelly (preferably squeeze bottle). Can substitute marmalade as well. No preserves for fear of chunks in urethra.
I got together with my old college roomates this weekend and we had a solid 2 hour jam session.
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When your cum mixes with blood and piss.
Last night after fucking a women I cut my penis and had a bad case of jelly jam
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