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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
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A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
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While riding by on a skateboard, and a girl bends over in front of you, and you promptly take your finger, curl it and fast- like lighting- touch the area that's exposed. Aim for the taint. Then, skate away before they see you so they think it must be a ghost. Spooooky
I spooky moosed this chick today rolling down the street. I thought she hadn't seen me, but then I heard her yell "fuck you Ryan!!"
When you go "anon" so hard that you make yourself "known" and get yourself killed.
"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto