Mother Puma

The proud mother of a puma.

Holy christ look at that graceful mother puma over there protecting her young from a pack of yetis.

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Mother Frutter

The frutter of all frutters. He/She will get the people who you think are not frutter-able.

That man is a fiiiiine Mother Frutter! He got me in the copy room when I was bending over the copy machine filling the toner.

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mother flocker

1.The Alpha Female in a flock of sheep.

2. A person on social media that everybody follows.

1. Most of my sheep are descendants of one Mother flocker

2. It's amazing how many followers she has. She is the original Mother flocker

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Mother Alive

The first thing to ask when you get into a Cs:GO game to establish dominance with your teammates. You need to pronounce it with a russian accent.

Red: Blue Mother Alive?
Blue: Yes
Red: Ohh.. Why?

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Mother Farter

Someone who has sex with a mom who farts at the moment of climax as well as farting throughout the sexual encounter.

Yo, Fred you a mother farter, you kept saying how she was farting all the time, thats shits disgusting headass mother farter ugly fucking ass fuck bitch titty.

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camilas mother

fat fake asian hoe

she is such a fat fake asian hoe camilas mother

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smother's mother

A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you

Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.

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